Two Hot Blondes Go To Jail (fanfic)

TWO HOT BLONDES GO TO JAIL

By Sceej

The four police officers who responded were still taking their statements.  All four were black:  Sergeant Black was an older man with some grey hair.  Officer Jones was a tall, muscular bald black man.  Moni-qua Thompson was a young female rookie.  And the last officer was a butch-looking, very curvy female black officer, a toned six footer  named Eboni - Eboni Woodcock.  Jenny had been surprised that all the officers were black, but after several publicized cases of police brutality against blacks, Coxville P.D. was forced to accept more black applicants.
“Okay, so they broke in a stole everything,” the older Sgt. Black repeated, “can you describe them, physically?”

“Uh, well…” Jenny bit her lip, “they were… black?”
The black female Officer Woodcock rolled her eyes and spat , “Of fuckin’ course they were.”  Then under her breath but audible) “…  fucking racist white bitches!”

“Uh-huh,” the male cop grunted skeptically, “that’s real descriptive.  Did they have any unique distinguishing marks or features?  What did their faces look like?”

“An’ don’t just say ‘they wuz black’” the female officer groused disdainfully.
“Well… I never saw their faces,” Jenny  admitted, “they were all wearing ski masks…”.  Eboni threw up her hands in disgust.  “I mostly saw… um…” Jenny began, but then flushed red with embarrassment, “well… their dicks?  Uhm, their ... errrr .... jism ...  tasted kind of like chicken and kind of spicy and salty!” Jenny recalled, “like maybe he’d had a lot of fried chicken or something!  Will that help you track him down?”
“What the FUCK?!” Eboni stepped forward, gripping her club tightly, “did you just fuckin’ say FRIED CHICKEN?!!!” but the older, more experienced Sgt. Black held her back, “fuckin’ racist-ass Becky!  You best shut her fuckin’ mouth before I do go off, I swear!”
Sgt. Black tried to sooth the female cop’s temper, then turned to Jenny and Kitty.  “Look, girls,” he addressed the two white women firmly and with condescending patronization, “Sounds to us like you two were pretty inviting to these… black gentlemen.  Here’s what I think: You little white girls invited over your black boyfriends, things got a little rough, hubby woke up so you made it look like a robbery to cover up the fact that you’re a couple of black cock hounds.  Figured you could use the old ‘robbed by niggers’ excuse and collect some insurance money?  So both of y'all goin' to the station for filing a false report, y'unnerstan'?  Now move yo butts out to the squad cars!"

Thirty minutes later at the Coxville South police station  ...

"uhm, Momma?" Kitty whispered, "How come they took us to Coxvillle South station?  This is the uhm .... the wrong part of town ... this is (uhm) … nigger-town!  Coxville North is a whole lot closer and ...".  The brainless blonde cheerleader dropped off immediately when she belatedly noticed the glaring black officer.

 

Sergeant Black addressed the Summers women sternly.  "Y'all in custody now, y'unnerstan?  Y'all gonna be searched and booked, got it?  Now since ya'll are female, the female officers gonna search you.  I suggest ya'll cooperate!"

Grinning wolfishly, Eboni Woodcock placed a firm hand on Jenny Summer's shoulder.  "Ya'll search the lil Becky, Mo-niqua" instructed the black amazon, "I'll take care of ‘Missus Cracker’ here!"   Mo-niqua took custody of Kitty; gesturing toward an empty interrogation room, Eboni gestured with mock politeness, "Right this way , Ma'am, so's we can have us some privacy ..."  Once inside, Jenny began to whisper to the glaring black woman in what she hoped was a conciliatory manner, "Look, officer, I think there's been a misunderstanding here?  I ... I thank you for responding but we are not interested in pressing charges and ..."

 "Strip!"  The order was abrupt and Jenny blinked, "I ... I beg your pardon?"

 "Ya'll deaf?  I said strip!" repeated an impatient Officer Woodcock, then angrily, "Take off yo' damn clothes, ho!"

Jenny Summers was clearly stunned and fearful; but she tried to feign outrage.  "Now just a minute, Officer!  I have been nothing but cooperative but I will NOT be spoken to that way by a .... a .... a ...."

 BZZZZZZZAAAAT!!!!

Perhaps luckily for the blonde housewife, she never finished her statement; a pissed off Officer Eboni Woodcock had stun-gunned the busty blonde, who collapsed to the interrogation room  floor in a barely conscious heap.  "Ya'll wanna do this the hard way, bitch?  Fine - we do it the hard way!" growled the amazonian cop as she propped the dazed blonde up in a sitting position and roughly undressed her.  As Jenny regained her senses, the butch cop forced her hands behind her back and cuffed her, "Ain't gonna be no more  'resistin' arrest', y'hear?  Or ya'll wanna sum more luvin'  from da stun gun?"

Jenny was panicky, "B-B-But .. I wasn't ... I ... I .. I ... I didn't ... that is ..."

"Shut the fuck up, you stuttering bitch, and get yo' fat white ass up on the table!" barked Eboni.  The tone and the sheer size of the dykish cop had Jenny intimidated.  She was physically lifted and unceremoniously dumped on her stomach onto the examination table, hands cuffed behind back.  Jenny was a fit woman but weighed a well toned 130 pounds; she was shocked by this black woman's sheer physical strength!  Behind her, Eboni Woodock allowed herself an appreciative smirk as she took a loooong look at the blonde's shapely ass.  Then, barking authoritatively, "Y'all are unner arrest fo' conspiracy, filing a false report ... and assaultin' an officer."  Eboni chuckled to herself as the captive blonde sputtered in indignation, particularly at the last charge!  "Now, ya'll hidin any contraban?  Weppins?  drugs?"

Jenny stammered "Hiding contraband?!!  Wh-where could I possible hide anything?  I ... I'm naked!

"Oh you bitches got yo' lil hidin places, we knows dat!" replied the butch black cop as she fumbled in a satchel marked "Evidence Collection", "Now, I'm gonna give you a cavity search, do you unnerstan' what that is?"

 "Ulp ... c-cavity search?   I don't think that's called for, officer, I ..."

 "Did I ASK you what you think is called for, ho?" Ebony shot back, as she pulled a latex glove onto her left hand.  Swirling her finger in vaseline, she chuckled, "Now ... lets see what we dealin' wit'!"  Jenny drew in her breath hard at the feeling of an intruding finger probing her tender  pussy.  The cop frowned and withdrew her finger, now dripping with the thick congealed semen; Jenny had had a a late "meeting" with Coach Black before going home that afternoon and had not time to douche.  "Dayum!" exclaimed Eboni, " ... that's a whole mess of spunk!  Now ya'll don' expect me to believe all this nut cream came from that fat lil white husband, do you?  Well, I'll jess run a DNA field test on it, while I finish checkin' yo coochie fo' drugs an shit."  Jenny blushed as her captor made a great ritual of poking around in her abused womanhood and loudly commenting on the volume and thickness of the copious semen leaking from it.  'Look like we got a little love juice on yo cheek, too, ho?  And here in yo hair?  You a hot mess, bitch!  Now I gotta run a field DNA an' find out who yo' lil boyfriend is, Momma?  One thing fo sho ... it ain't you husband!"   Eboni cackeld at her own joke.

 The field DNA unit pinged... and pinged ... and pinged ... and pinged!!!  Eboni whistled as she read the rapidly changing results.  "Mmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm ... two ... three ... no, four ... four  different African American males ... and three of them likely juveniles!  Appears we may be addin' statutory rape to yo' charges, bitch!"

 "No ... it .. it's not like that!" protested the buxom blonde, trussed up like a turkey as the lesbian cop probed her, "I ... I didn't ,,, they did it to me!"

 "Oh, ya'll was raped?  Sheeeeeeit ... send some fine innocent young black men off for twenty years cuz ya'll got hot pants?  Ah don't think so, bitch!  Now, let's take a look in the otha door, hmmmmm"  Eboni removed the glove from her left hand, holding it like a leper's shroud as she sealed it in a plastic evidence bag, then pulled a glove on her right hand and lubed her finger.

 "Other door?  What on earth are you talking about, officer?   You already looked in my ... ooooooooooooooooooooooh!" Jenny stopped mid sentence as a finger pressed forcefully into her asshole!  Eboni shook her head in disgust,  "Dayum, bitch, ya'll loose back heah!  It’s a wonder ya'll ain't wearin' diapers!  I swear, I examined faggots with tighter shitholes den' dis'".  Jenny blushed crimson!  Here she was ... a grown woman ... respected high school teacher ... in JAIL ... HANDCUFFED ... with her bare ass in the air ... and this black amazon poking around inside her like she was mining for gold!. 

 "Th-there's nothing (grunt) ... in th-there ... I (grunt) assure you .... ughhhhh .... I would never dream of s-s-something like (grunt) ... like that!" the humiliated blonde tried to reason with her captor.  Eboni cackled, "And I'm supposed to jes take yo word for it, right?  Dumb ass nigger cop, thas what ya'll thinking, right?  Lissen, ho, this ass like a damn overnight bag an' I'm willin' to bet ya'lll got some damn Colombian boyfriends too and ya'll muling drugs up yo shitter!"  Eboni plunged her finger deeper, "and I aims to find them, bitch!" 

 In fact, Eboni was long satisfied there was nothing up Jenny's butt; she had never seriously considered it -but damned if she was going to forgo the chance to humiliate this rich white bitch and giver her the FULL experience!  She began to slowly but firmly swirl her index finger in a circular motion, grinning wolfishly as the white woman's sphincter pouted open in response.  “Ah, she like it!”, the cop chuckled to herself.  She pressed a little firmer and Jenny's body spasmed. "What up, white bitch?" Eboni chuckled, "Surprised ya'll got any sensation left in this played out cracker ass!

 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAP!!!

The incessant relentless anal stimulation proved too much for Jenny and without warning she loosed … a resounding fart!

Jenny Summers blushed crimson!  "Uhmmmmm ... excuse me?" she said timidly.

 Eboni Woodcock sprang to her feet - trembling with  amazonian anger!  "Oh no you din't!  Oh no you din't!" she raged, "Ya'll did NOT just fart on an officer conducting an investigation!  Enough of these muthafuckin' 'procedures'!  White bitch, ya'll gonna get yo fat ass worn out, nigga style!".  With that, the female cop slung the white MILF across her lap (still cuffed) and began laying resounding loud slaps to her perfect pale globes! 

 Jenny was stunned for a moment, then found her voice, ".... please officer, I ... owwww ... I didn't intend ... ouch ... I didn't mean to .... arghhhhhhh ...."  The black amazon kept up a relentless rhythm, slapping the older white woman's jiggling butt crimson  until any pretense of self respect dissolved and she began to blubber and sob like a child, bringing a smirk to Eboni's lips! Jenny’s plush white ass globes had rapidly pinked and were becoming scarlet!

 "... and ... (THWACK) ... I ... (CRACK) ... don't ... (SMACK) ... EVER ... (THWAP) ... want ... (KER-RACK) ... you ... (WHACK) ... to ... (SLAP) ... DARE ... disrespect  ... me ... again!  We clear, ho?".  Jenny Summers was beyond speech; still sobbing, she meekly shook her head in assent.

 Eboni placed  the still cuffed blonde bimbo into a seated position on the exam table  and glared hard at the humiliated MILF.  "Since ya'll claimin' rape, I gots to do a swab.  Open yo cake hole, blondie!"  Jenny opened her mouth obediently.   When Officer Woodcock leaned in to take the swab, she wrinkled her nose and pulled back in revulsion.  "Dayum, ho, I wasn't spectin' roses but yo breath smells like ....".  It was then that an astonished Eboni Woodcock spied the brown material clinging to Jenny's molars.  "Oh HELL no!'  Eboni exclaimed as she reached in with the swab.  Holding her nose, she inserted the swab into the field DNA analyzer.  "Muthafucka, it is!  It's … it’s SHIT.  Ah have SEEN some depraved bitches in my time but ....". 

 The machine pinged again.  "What in the fuck?  Caucasian?  Female?  Wasn't no other caucasian female there 'cept  for ...  OH HELL NO!!! Yo' own chile?  Ya'll playing shit eatin' sex games with yo' own chile?!!  Freak, you are going away!   Dem upstate bitches gonna teach yo lily white kinky ass some lessons!"

 "No!  Pl-P-Pease, I can explain!" cried Jenny, "just ... . just listen to me, officer!"  Eboni Woodcock listened patiently as a shaken Jenny Summers related the whole true - but wildly implausible – story of having provided oral sex to one of her captor’s AFTER said captor ahd sodomized her daughter.  Officer Woodcock regarded her as one would regard a child telling a fib, one eyebrow arched skeptically.

 "Now lissen and lissen good, bitch!  I ain't stupid and I ain't buyin' dat line of bullshit ... and neither will no judge!  So let me lay it out for ya'll.  Yo goin' on a all expenses paid trip upstate, and trust me, them gangsta bitches gonna welcome yo white ass right!  Ya'll gonna eat so much pussy they gonna be callin' you "Fish-breath"!  And they will be tradin' yo fine white ass around for a pack of smokes! (at this point, Jenny is crying freely - and Eboni allows herself an inner smirk) ... unless ..."

 Jenny fairly leaped at the word "unless"!  "Unless what?  Please, Officer, I'll do anything!!!"

 Eboni regarded the pleading white woman skeptically, "Well ... ah do have discretion to place you into the "First Offender Program"?  That's mean no jail time ... and no criminal record ... if ya'll do everything right!"

 "I'll do it!  I'll do it!"  Jenny was desperate!

 "You'd be under my personal supervision, unnerstan?  And I'd have to come by most every day to check on you ..."

 "No problem!  None at all!" Jenny answered earnestly.  Then Eboni walked behind the blonde beauty.  And placed a hand over her shoulder.  And cupped her plush 38G breast in a proprietary manner.

"... and you'd have to be 'sweet' to me, dig?"

 Jenny shuddered at the unwelcome touch.  Her body stiffened.   The gorgeous blond was more than accustomed to being pawed by men - all the way back to her freshman year at Coxville High - but this?  This was ... unnatural?  "Uhm ... the thing is, officer, you see ... uhm ... I ... I'm (ulp) ..." her voice was a little girl's squeak, "I'm not a lesbian?"

 "Did I fuckin' ASK if yo was a lesbian, ho?" thundered Eboni, terrifying the smaller older blonde, "Do ya'll think I CARE if yo a lesbian?  I don't give a DAMN whether ya'll like it .. (and her voice dropped to a purr) ... Ya'll just gots to be 'sweet; to me, dig?"  Eboni caressed Jenny's flank; and the bimbo flinched.  Grabbing a handful of hair, she bent the MILF's head back, planted a passionate kiss on the lips ... 

 ... and pulled violently away - spitting on the floor!  "MUTHAFUCKA!  Why didn't yo remind me yo had a mouthful of shit, bitch?!!"

 Eboni stormed over to the plain steel sink, rinsing her mouth vigorously and directing a torrent of garbled invective toward the terrified blonde wife. ".... gonna whip yo' white ass ... bust you da fuck up ... muthafuckin' freak ..."  Jenny was frozen in place - a deer in the headlights - buck naked and at the mercy of a towering enraged black lesbian with a badge!  At length, Eboni's rage subsided ... she had invested a lot in playing this ho ... no sense fucking it up now!  She crossed the room and Jenny made to bolt.  "Now hol' on, girl ... I ain't gonna hurt you ... less ya'll do sumfin stupid!"  She took squeezed the blonde woman's pretty face with one massive hand, forcing eye contact.  "Now I'ze only gonna say dis once.  Ya'll fuck up; ya'll goin to prison!  Now I pass yo crib mos evry day on patrol ... and mos evry day, ah'm gonna be droppin' in to check on yo.  Ya'll be showered ... douche that dirty coochie ... and brush yo muthafuckin teef ... brush em TWICE.  you dig, Mama?"  The terrified blonde nodded! "and den ... ya'll gonna be 'sweet' to me ..."  A massive black hand gripped one butt cheek in a proprietary manner!

 "Now get yo' damn clothes on, ho!"

 Ten minutes later ....

 Kitty was waiting for Jenny near the sergeant's desk, bubbly and cheerful, sucking on a plainly phallic chocolate lollipop.  "Now that wasn't so bad, huh Momma?, she greeted Jenny brightly, "Answered a few questions.  Look, they even gave me a lolly!"  The airheaded little cheerleader belatedly noted her mother's jittery demeanor.  "Is something wrong, Mama?  Were they .... uhm ... rough?"  Jenny regarded Kitty with maternal concern.  BBC addict or not, there was still a bit of innocence in the girl.  "Uhm ... no dear ... it went well.  Errrrrr ... Officer Woodcock is going to be dropping by from time to time to, errrrrr ... check on us, ok?  Nothing to worry about."

 "Our own private cop?!!" Kitty exclaimed, " .... sweet!"

 Jenny cringed slightly at the word ... it was the word the bull dyke had used repeatedly.  "Uhm .... yes, dear .... s-s-sweet.  Now let's get home, Kitty .... Mama needs to lie down for a while!”